Life on the Road

theft

noreply@blogspirit.com (Samuel M. Johnson) — Fri, 26 May 2006 09:20:00 +0200

If you're going to steal my shit, don't wear it around me just to show off how I can't do anything about it. You know if this is directed at you.

Back

noreply@blogspirit.com (Samuel M. Johnson) — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:10:00 +0100

Hey,

Everybody Check out www.harvardlampoon.com. It's magnificent.

-Sammy

Responses

noreply@blogspirit.com (Samuel M. Johnson) — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:47:04 +0100

Hey, motherfuckers.

These comments aren't going to write themselves. So holler back.

Also, sorry for the aggressive tone of the past few entries. I promise to be nicer.

Birthday

noreply@blogspirit.com (Samuel M. Johnson) — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:17:12 +0100

I'm 22 and a day. Pretty great. Now I can really drink.

Laziness

noreply@blogspirit.com (Samuel M. Johnson) — Sun, 08 Jan 2006 10:52:42 +0100

2 Things:

I've heard that I don't update my blog enough. While it's encouraging to know that some people are reading, it's like, shit, get off my back. I'm not your fucking entertainment monkey.

Also, today a person said to me in all seriousness: "If all they get is like 80 virgins in heaven, the 9/11 guys must be fucking bored by now." Followed seconds later by: "They should get 3000-divided-by-19 virgins."

OMG!

noreply@blogspirit.com (Samuel M. Johnson) — Sun, 11 Dec 2005 22:58:37 +0100

I am soooo hungry but my school dining hall doesn't open for another 3 minutes. Talk about wanting to shoot yourself in the face! Ahhhhhh!

Friends

noreply@blogspirit.com (Samuel M. Johnson) — Sun, 04 Dec 2005 06:00:00 +0100

My blog's been visited 4 times this month. I wonder how many of those visits were just me looking at my own blog. 3? I should write more. And more gimmicky.