Life on the Road

theft

2006-05-26T09:20:00+02:00

If you're going to steal my shit, don't wear it around me just to show off how I can't do anything about it. You know if this is directed at you.

Back

2006-02-20T08:10:00+01:00

Hey,

Everybody Check out www.harvardlampoon.com. It's magnificent.

-Sammy

Responses

2006-01-14T10:47:04+01:00

Hey, motherfuckers.

These comments aren't going to write themselves. So holler back.

Also, sorry for the aggressive tone of the past few entries. I promise to be nicer.

Birthday

2006-01-11T08:17:12+01:00

I'm 22 and a day. Pretty great. Now I can really drink.

Laziness

2006-01-08T10:52:42+01:00

2 Things:

I've heard that I don't update my blog enough. While it's encouraging to know that some people are reading, it's like, shit, get off my back. I'm not your fucking entertainment monkey.

Also, today a person said to me in all seriousness: "If all they get is like 80 virgins in heaven, the 9/11 guys must be fucking bored by now." Followed seconds later by: "They should get 3000-divided-by-19 virgins."

OMG!

2005-12-11T22:58:37+01:00

I am soooo hungry but my school dining hall doesn't open for another 3 minutes. Talk about wanting to shoot yourself in the face! Ahhhhhh!

Friends

2005-12-04T06:00:00+01:00

My blog's been visited 4 times this month. I wonder how many of those visits were just me looking at my own blog. 3? I should write more. And more gimmicky.