Life on the Road

Hey, motherfuckers.

These comments aren't going to write themselves. So holler back.

Also, sorry for the aggressive tone of the past few entries. I promise to be nicer.

I'm 22 and a day. Pretty great. Now I can really drink.

2 Things:

I've heard that I don't update my blog enough. While it's encouraging to know that some people are reading, it's like, shit, get off my back. I'm not your fucking entertainment monkey.

Also, today a person said to me in all seriousness: "If all they get is like 80 virgins in heaven, the 9/11 guys must be fucking bored by now." Followed seconds later by: "They should get 3000-divided-by-19 virgins."